my favourite trollhaus story is still the gay gravedigger tavros saga though because vriska is still the best sim
Tavros has an npc clone who lives in a really shitty 2-room apartment, works in the mortuary, and is married to some random guy named Antonio or something. I don’t remember what his actual name was, just that it was something Spanish. (There is another clone who is identical in every way except for the fact that he somehow has like 5 girlfriends who are all super in love with him, who I call Rufio, but he is irrelevant to this story.)
I was alerted to Gay Gravedigger Tavros’ existence when he lit his fucking house on fire and Aradia and Equius had to save him. Aradia stuck around a while afterwards and made friends with him, then left and never talked to him again. Fast forward to what would be like a year later Sims time, he invited everyone over to his house for a party. No one had anything better to do because by then I was raking in big $$$$ and work was basically voluntary, so I RSVPed for everyone.
Nobody went autonomously except for Vriska, who was a complete stranger to him. Nobody else was at the party either, not even his own husband. He welcomed her in and she laughed at him. Then she went into his kitchen and ate his food. Then she DETONATED HIS ONLY COUCH AND THE ONLY PASSABLE PIECE OF FURNITURE HE OWNED, leaving a smoking mess of debris that was not cleaned up for days.
He mourned, but she was allowed to keep ruining things in his house until she left of her own accord. On her way out he tried to make a friendly gesture, which she denied, and then insulted him about the sorry state of his home.
After she walked out I got a notification from GGT about Vriska thanking her for coming to his party.
EDIT: SHE ALSO RUMMAGED THROUGH HIS GARBAGE BIN AFTERWARDS LIKE A RACCOON?? I almost forgot this
askallyjollychristmas asked you: I know I brought it up in conversation but here’s an ask to make it all official like: Canadian bootleg trolls in Christmas sweaters.
tavros will, in time, learn to hate winter holidays like the rest of them, once he starts associating it with getting beaten up
merry christmas everyone
Anonymous asked you: could you draw full body of bloodbent vriska??
yep!
man you guys… really like vriska don’t you haha. there’s been this INTENSE DELUGE of reblogs of an old 5-minute doodle in the past week and it’s amazing. hello new followers! i think it is now the most popular post i have ever made? or very close to it? i think someone tumblr popular must have reblogged it but WHO
askaleton said: give us those 6 pictures
ok i coloured another one but theyre really bad
she just leaves after that, he is stuck there for hours. kanaya may have tried to help but fell and couldn’t get up on account of being dressed like an onion
i hate how i drew prospit/derse uniforms, i have to update that one panel because i can’t stand looking at it. i’m no rumminov but i don’t really mean to be, either, i guess. colours
in canadian bootleg version prospit is the fun party crowd and derse are the people who never get invited because they ruin parties. eridan seems like an odd one out, but i guess he might be prospitan despite being awful because if feferi goes he has to too.
ok i did it
i title this
””“”vriska still needs to eat a sandwich”“”“
Anonymous asked you: Did yellow Vriska have a normal left eye or vision eightfold?
neither, she was unlucky and got an inherited messed up eye she couldn’t see out of (at least not very well), without any of the benefits that came with the ancestors’ weird eyes. she doesn’t really miss it, she traded a useless eye for a cool scar so it was totally worth the initial blinding pain and blood loss. she’s also real proud of how she got it even though she probably shouldn’t be.
i drew this before i realised i couldn’t make it clear what was wrong but i’m going to show it anyway because whatever it’s slightly younger yellow vriska. scribbled an eye to better show u what vision sixteenfold looks like even though you didn’t really ask for that and i suppose you might not want to know
keyhole iris (coloboma) + cataract, for reference. sollux got the other bad half of vision twofold obviously, feferi is completely normal.
t1mco said: Swimming is good exercise, but it’s low-impact, aerobic exercise. It makes you healthy, but it doesn’t necessarily make you thin or muscular. These comments you are getting from anons are pantskat-on-head stupid
thank you for this
buttbones said: i think at this point people are just assuming you’re open for miscellaneous devil’s advocacy
i’m open for discussion because i like talking about biology!! i know some things about it!! i’m not open to questions i have answered a thousand times before asked by people who obviously haven’t bothered to read anything i’ve written int he first place. i mean it’s ok to be kind of ignorant about it or not understand what i’ve already given but like come on if you’re actually curious then look through my tag first ok?? please??
puddingknight said: p.s. you should draw vriska like spongebob
warning, this picture is not anywheresafe, it is actually the most unnerving thing ive ever drawn in my life holy fuck
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is it bad that the first time i saw that edit i thought "wait those are the hand-socks that she draws for sollux"
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the first time i saw that edit i thought that it was odd they didn’t bother to give her any semblance of boobs
i mean not that vriska will ever have pseudomammary glands large enough to earn the title of “boobs” but i mean you would think there would be some kind of raised chest area there
also that she wouldn’t have bizarrely long thin limbs, although now that i think about it that is a very spidery thing (it’s just not my vriska)
