tessen replied to your post: Regarding Kanaya being a bard and …

Let’s be honest here, does it matter what her godtier costume is? She will probably be horrified by the terrible fashion no matter what. :P

let’s be real i’m pretty sure pretty much everyone was horrified by it in some respect when it got canonised, i know i was. not by the codpiece, i mean i’ve read bardquest, i knew what was coming. it was the hat that really got me. what a disgusting hat

b4 we had any canon costumes i was drawing it like this which has a much more socially acceptable hood. there is also a bard gamzee with this that was drawn a lot better bc i wanted to see if he would pull off the thigh-high boots (he does surprisingly well for a dude with ham legs?????) but i can’t find that file so i’m left with really shitty halfhearted doodles to give

spleenwheel replied to your post: Regarding Kanaya being a bard and …

its both tbf, in its most prominent role, as a feature of late medieval european armor

i can’t say i know the history of dick shields all that well. i was wrong

but my feelings about it have not changed

spleenbrick replied to your link: which ks waifu would you say each bb character is most like/most compatible with this is very important

ok i told myself i would answer everything so i have to answer this fml

equius is very conflicted about it, the ceruleanblood lilly is closest to the protagonist’s blood colour and she is very proper, making her the traditionally favourable waifu, however shizune is arguably the most enthralling as a forceful blueblood who appears to be aspiring to become a subjuggulator despite numerous social barriers.

tavros plays emi’s route and likes her well enough, but fails act 1 the second time around and never plays it again. nepeta thinks lilly is the best route but would rather have akira, and terezi plays it only because of the quality faces and skips all the dialogue.

karkat cries on all the paths.

nobody else would play that game

(will answer the better ones later must go to lab)

spleenbrick said: sorry i just can’t take the beehive seriously it just makes me unable to picture her as anything other than a 60s sitcom mom. like troll-dic van dyke should be around the corner. where’s andy fife. troll al bundy

i know neither can i

i just think kanaya’s mother should have a beehive though i don’t even care how unbadass it looks

buttsmygod said: sock can you design clothes forever

spleen just criticised my superior fashion choices so im quitting sorry

spleenbrick said: its not even that distracting i just got carried away by thoughts of troll al bundy. Best damn Handeggsecutioner the Polk High Clawbeasts ever had!

oh yeah i’d kill for someone to do troll al bundy

but not me i’m too tired for this shit, i kept reading troll al bundy as troll ted bundy and wondering how you got serial killers from 60s sitcoms and why you would think a serial killer would be hilariously out of place on alternia

spleenbrick said: what kind of tie would dualscar wear then? bolo?

um excuse me obviously he wears no tie at all because a tie would obfuscate his manly chest

GOD

beesmygodtier said: >hairy fish chest

its ok to be jealous i mean evveryone is

spleenbrick said: ive seen people unironically ship john/fef already yr too late to start the next craze

you say that like i didn’t kickstart it way back when

hellaciousbrother said: click on the tag for horse dong (there is only one other post there..)

the other post in the horse dong tag is magnificent

spleenbrick said: yes this owns. i’ve always kinda disliked how sprites are just colored dudes in fanart this & pleg’s are my favorite depictions by far

Yeah I dunno. They look like they have solid forms in canon but I can’t really wrap my head around how that would look in real life? I’m not gonna lie though I pretty much only did it because it felt like a good excuse to draw a translucent body showing a skeleton on the inside because I think it’s super cool. Fanart of the sprites generally seems to be very high quality stuff so I don’t really mind how anyone draws them.

ALSO Pleg’s sprites are the neatest things. I might try doing them this way but man I’d fuck it up so hard.

tcvysse said: im trying to likespam this but it doesnt work :[

what do you mean likespamming doesn’t work anymore

nooooooooo

wraithlike said: SO MUCH COOL ART TONIGHT… this is not an exception. *___*

lmfao every time you comment on something i do i have momentary cardiac arrests

i feel too tired to draw anything else tonight but if i wasn’t i would draw artistilikearecommentingonmywork.png and it would include big googly eyes

happy birthday spleen i heard you like eridan