askallyjollychristmas asked you: I know I brought it up in conversation but here’s an ask to make it all official like: Canadian bootleg trolls in Christmas sweaters.
tavros will, in time, learn to hate winter holidays like the rest of them, once he starts associating it with getting beaten up
merry christmas everyone
Anonymous asked you: so is nepeta<3terezi a thing? because cute. :)
it’s the big gay sorbet-coloured flagship you can’t miss it
strivalry asked you: could you tell us a little more about mutant nepeta? what’s she like?
nepeta is going through that awkward anime phase where every person you draw basically has the same face and it’s really obviously ripped off some show you liked. it may or may not be something she regrets deeply later on. she doesn’t have enough wall space to paint in her own hive because it’s just a rundown hobohut, so she’s resorted to uh, putting her artwork elsewhere. some people don’t seem to like it. it’s a mystery why.
(i asked for 2 fantrolls a while back, this is what it was for. uh, congratulations to the people who didn’t make it, you kind of dodged a bullet. the runner up is a dude called nhagha mourik and he belongs to ouranje. derples however sniped everyone, so her character bucktooth mcpenishorns gets to be the one who talks. I FUCKIGN DIED WHEN I SAW THE FIRST ONE WAS ALOTAW IT WAS BETTER THAN I COULD HAVE HOPED FOR. but thank you to everybody who entered, A LOT OF THEM WERE REALLY CUTE & i’m keeping them all in my inbox because i kind of want to draw some. not in knockoff 90s shoujo manga style tho)
how is nepeta in the trollhaus? what are her relationships??
Nepeta is an artist and her lifetime wish is to be best friends with three cats. This is a wish she (like Tavros) will never achieve because the Pets expansion is buggier than a Victoriian prostitute. Strays go home as soon as somebody comes to greet them and there’s no way of calling them back to the house so it’s impossible to make friends with or adopt them. Only one person in town has a cat and it can’t be interacted with because it has been stuck inside the wall of an apartment building for a very long time.
Eridan keeps wanting her to paint him portraits of himself and I’ve stopped indulging him after like the second time. He is not even friends with her. I think he has also asked her to make an Eridan sculpture even though she has pretty much no sculpting skill (he’s also badgered Kanaya for it, who wastes her skills on dumb shit like making sculptures of kitchen chairs, and is also the reason why Nepeta is so bad at it because she hogs the sculpting thingy whenever she gets the chance).
Nepeta’s best friend is Feferi. At the beginning they got along so well I thought they would probably end up as a couple but that didn’t end up happening and I’m kind of confused as to why (they are both still single though btw). They are also alcoholics? The first time I made everybody go to France they both made a beeline for the vineyard and spent 3 days there intermittently guzzling wine and puking. I don’t think they even went back to the hotel, they just slept on the floor of the wine cellar. Now that there is a wine maker thingy at home they sometimes have bad wine binge parties there too. I think Feferi is probably a bad influence. Aside from that though their friendship is pretty cute, Nepeta sometimes goes with Feferi on fishing trips to cheer her on and Feferi sometimes gives her goldfish and sharks (???? why) that she catches as presents. Nepeta wants to paint pictures of her sometimes and iirc she’s tried to do it autonomously once or twice. They gossip about people all the time, especially Karkat re: the awful novels I make him write.
She’s also friends with Aradia, Terezi and Karkat. I’m not sure about Equius, but I know they aren’t like bffs which is kind of disappointing. (Equius doesn’t interact with a lot of people except for Terezi and Aradia, he is a loner who is too busy pumping iron and cooking most of the time to have friends.) BEING FRIENDS WITH HER IS HARD WORK THOUGH BECAUSE she constantly wants to train people she likes on the treadmill. For Aradia and Equius this is ok because they needed athletic skill anyway for their job. I think Terezi and Karkat are a bit thinner and buffer than they used to be. She once made Feferi run for so long though that she got really thin and it was weird as fuck so I kind of want her to stop doing that for people. I understand that she is concerned about everyone’s physical well being but since there are no consequences for being fat and lazy for sims I think that concern is unwarranted.
I think Nepeta also hates birds because she cheers when they kick the bucket. Everyone else gathers around to cry for the latest parrot to die of neglect and she stands at the front doing fistpumps.
or maybe it’s the colour you associate yourself most with. which for karkat was grey because he really desperately wanted to have a place in his society and didn’t think he could have that if anyone knew about the pigmentless animal blood thing he had going on.
nepeta doesn’t give a fuck and only goes grey so she doesn’t get caught by highbloods who care about that shit. she’s not a pussy like karkat was which is arguably not a good thing
ok i couldn’t draw a tf2 crossover featuring a scout without paying homage to the dearly departed baconlegs glitch, i just loved it so much
33: < you have no idea how much it hurts!!!
penislandadventure asked you: can you draw nepeta as scout again? uwu
i tried to do this with a harmless picture of nepeta, but instead of a neat snowflakey thing i got the eye of an eldritch nightmare god
have i discovered the real big bad of homestuck??