i considered livestreaming it at one point because no lie it is seriously great and there is at least one gem every time i play but i think it would murder my computer

definition of gem varies of course, sometimes it is something horrifying like finding out a sarcophagus that previously held a mummy is a place sims can do it, or being witness to eridan successfully winning terezi over romantically by using mexican food-themed pickup lines

(the game was so revolted by this pairing it actually crashed shortly after. he got a lot of “date/kiss/marry terezi” wants and dreamt about her the whole night, while she got nothing and dreamt about chicken wings. despite having the flirty trait terezi doesn’t actually flirt that much, but when she does, it’s always with someone terrible. she has bad taste in dudes)

I REALLY HOPE I CAN CHURN OUT SOMETHING REALLY GREAT IN THE NEXT 19 HOURS SO THAT WISTFUL PANTSLESS GOD ERIDAN ISN’T THE LAST THING I DREW AND POSTED IN 2012

did i intend for this to look nice?? no. absolutely not. is this representative of the things i have done in the past year?? probably sadly yes

askallyjollychristmas asked you: I know I brought it up in conversation but here’s an ask to make it all official like: Canadian bootleg trolls in Christmas sweaters.

tavros will, in time, learn to hate winter holidays like the rest of them, once he starts associating it with getting beaten up

merry christmas everyone

i don’t think they would puff up like that when threatened but it would be cute.

i don’t know what they are grievously offended about because i just like drawing these sorts of faces but my guess is that it’s probably something awful and it probably involves equius

plastic-curse:

Shit, dat outfit, yes

Also, the whole son I am dissapoint thing doesn’t sit well with me, I imagine him being hilariously supportive towards Eridan aka mini him. I mean who wouldn’t.

Could be! It’s kind of cute.

The way I see Dualscar though he’s kind of a selfish asshole and he would never want kids in a million years. He kind of resents Eridan just for existing in the first place and gets annoyed with Eridan following him around and trying to emulate him all the time, in part because Eridan reminds him of himself in all the worst ways and he doesn’t want to deal with it. Which just gets worse as Eridan gets older because he develops into an angry, disillusioned little snot as a result especially after he realises his dad isn’t a person worth looking up to in any measure. Every time he does something good Dualscar gets mad jealous or ignores it completely because he doesn’t know how to be a parent; every time he does something bad or stupid Dualscar derides him for it and the idea that he’s got a worthless son is reinforced. Thus all of Eridan’s attention-seeking behaviour. The Ampora household would not be a happy place. ):

Also, Eridan can’t bang the princess either. He had a better chance of banging the princess than Dualscar and he totally blew it.

sharkpuncher asked:

Yo~ so! would you happen to be the artist who did this piece of fanart: (ah crud no links, the one with dualscar (in a vest and open shirt), mindfang, and DS telling eridan “son I am disappoint” at the end)  ? been trying to figure out who the artist is for a while now and just found that you did another piece that followed the same general orichara design for dualscar, so if so, awesome. if not, ah well, but glad I found your tumblr anyway because I like your art as well! mind if I follow?

YEP THAT WAS ME i did it in february before we knew what mindfang’s horns looked like, or anything about dualscar’s appearance at all. this is an updated version!! i fixed the hands, mindfang’s shoulders and other misc things because whenever i saw this picture reposted i’d die a little on the inside, and i still hate it but it’s… better than it was? i hope??

i kept the horns + hazel irises because they are relics of WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN, though. and i have no idea why i kept both pictures together in the original png. i also forgot to put a signature on them again but i don’t think it’s too hard to tell who drew it, even though my style has changed in the past year. 4chan would be able to source it right away, anyway.

the laww