Anonymous ;
ok go on tell us about your chef au

i have multiple chef aus for things i like. you know, like, a regular chef au, and a masterchef au, and a hells kitchen au, and a few variations on the last two depending on who i want to win the competition. you know how it is. i also have chef aus for things i don’t like, because if i just ignore everything i hate about that thing and think about the parts i like baking cakes i can get through it. do you know how much stuff can be improved if you put every character in chef hats? everything.

especially grill la grill, where everything is the same except it’s a cooking school and the stuff i didn’t like in the second half didn’t happen. if you watched it you probably know what i’m talking about.

i think ryuko was a hot dog stand worker. senketsu’s initial transformation was into a weenie costume. i have never drawn this because the characters i really cared about were satsuki and her minions so i have chef designs for them. look

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i know this post was not what you wanted but maybe this is what you needed

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roachpatrol:

freshprinceofbeleriand:

instead of a coffee shop au consider instead a hell’s kitchen au and let me explain u why:

  • ur otp has to live in close quarters in the dorms
  • making out in the pantry
  • gordon ramsay
  • sexual tension at the fish station
  • unfriendly competition
  • gordon ramsay
  • s a b o t a g e
  • if they win the challenges they get to go on neat day trips together
  • if they lose the challenges they have to do manual labor
  • think of the possibilities this presents
  • !!!!!
  • gordon ramsay

imagine gordon ramsay cussing out your otp. imagine your otp crying and/or trying to fight gordon ramsay. imagine. 

ok listen. in one of the vegas asks i haven’t yet got around to, somebody asked me about favourite aus. this is mine. this is exactly what it is, this post was made for me. there’s not a single thing i like where i haven’t thought of how every character would fare on a gordon ramsey cooking show.

i’m more familiar w masterchef than hell’s kitchen though. good god do i love this season of masterchef

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Anonymous ;
I like your spin on Karkat and Vriska's relationship, it's very interesting! I always pictured them having a positive relationship (well, after a while). Do you think this could ever happen in any timeline of Derpbent?

talkin about denizens but also them, at the end, kind of. buildup

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Anonymous said: Vriska and karkat ???

Anonymous said: Aaaa! I love your bloodbent, especially Sollux <> Tavros. Could you talk about their relationship in depth? and how they react to the others as a pair?

these are pretty much complete opposites in every possible way and im going to answer them both in the same post

 

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Anonymous said: could you please draw a bloodbent vriska? please???

she gets nepeta to tag the hives of people vriska doesn&#8217;t like with her face because even though she thinks she is better at art there is something satisfying about getting somebody else to do it. also because this particular tag looks way more obnoxious than anything vriska could hope to paint herself. nepeta is promised payment for her beautiful works of art but has never gotten it
karkat probably has at least six anime vriskas on his walls at the beginning and his entire tower will be completely wallpapered in them from floor to ceiling once she figures out she can copypaste designs.

Anonymous said: could you please draw a bloodbent vriska? please???

she gets nepeta to tag the hives of people vriska doesn’t like with her face because even though she thinks she is better at art there is something satisfying about getting somebody else to do it. also because this particular tag looks way more obnoxious than anything vriska could hope to paint herself. nepeta is promised payment for her beautiful works of art but has never gotten it

karkat probably has at least six anime vriskas on his walls at the beginning and his entire tower will be completely wallpapered in them from floor to ceiling once she figures out she can copypaste designs.

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Anonymous ;
whats a sockpuppy. whats a luzerna

sockpuppy is a pun on sockpuppet and i got stuck with it because i used it on the mspa forums like 5 years ago as a throwaway account, but then i didn’t throw it away, and then i got well known enough that it got shortened to sock. now a large part of my online identity is associated with a woolen foot garment. this is my curse.

luzerna means alfalfa in portuguese i think. it was originally luzerne (meaning the same thing but in french) and i had it because i heard it in tenth grade social studies and thought it sounded really nice, but someone on lj took it so i changed the last letter to an A. there are a few towns named luzerna and i didn’t know that and now i come up on google before those towns, and i am so sorry. also if you take out the z it becomes an anagram for my actual name and i also did not realise that when i made it my handle.

i have made so many errors

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Anonymous ;
TAVROS AND SOLLUX TAVROS AND SOLLUX TAVROS AND SOLLUX TAVROS AND SOLLUX TAVROS AND SOLLUX OMG

hELLO EVERYONE WE HAVE ARRIVED,

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feferi&#8217;s usual dress is a roleplay costume in case you didn&#8217;t know, aradia has one that kinda matches. it is a team uniform. i also didn&#8217;t start feferi off with a sword but she has one as her weapon now because a sword like this one was used as a cosplay prop once and i thought that was cool, so it&#8217;s canon

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feferi’s usual dress is a roleplay costume in case you didn’t know, aradia has one that kinda matches. it is a team uniform. i also didn’t start feferi off with a sword but she has one as her weapon now because a sword like this one was used as a cosplay prop once and i thought that was cool, so it’s canon

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tetrinology ;
How about Aradia and Feferi? :D

you thought i wasnt gonna do this because it’s been 12 days but i did. i did

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nepeta in a version of that kanaya light armour you guys like so much. this is for linksideburns for a costume, i don&#8217;t normally do requests or regular homestuck (only bloodbent since it&#8217;s partially mine) but i do do design refs.
i assumed it was original flavour nepeta and not red, but if it is red i&#8217;ll just make an alternate one with a hood instead of a draping arm (since this is based off the disciple&#8217;s clothing&#8230; it would be the sufferer&#8217;s instead, in the bloodbent version) and grey &amp; red colour instead of green &amp; gold.

nepeta in a version of that kanaya light armour you guys like so much. this is for linksideburns for a costume, i don’t normally do requests or regular homestuck (only bloodbent since it’s partially mine) but i do do design refs.

i assumed it was original flavour nepeta and not red, but if it is red i’ll just make an alternate one with a hood instead of a draping arm (since this is based off the disciple’s clothing… it would be the sufferer’s instead, in the bloodbent version) and grey & red colour instead of green & gold.

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