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i use photoshop cs5 and a bunch of textured brushes.

i’m serious, my favourite masseffect to play as is the volus even though i’m not good at it because it means i get to see them fall down ramps and stairs a lot

i also like playing volus because my engineer has the best colour scheme, in game he looks more like his namesake (sherbert) but when i draw him he looks like a fucking 80s roller rink which is still ok

i just wanted everyone to know about this volus

cliomancer’s half-orc character tecuani!! this is my favourite commission i have done so far, really neat character, really cool design.

i’ll post everyone’s—if they want me to—when i finish them all but i’m waiting on some commissioners atm so i figured i’d remind you that i can beat up your character too for the low low price of 20$ (or just draw them, like, in general) and there are a few spots left since somebody had to drop

littlebirdkisses:

only in a certain universe….

:)c

Kind of but they don’t feature heavily, despite being set in a port city. THIS IS ACTUALLY TRUE REGARDLESS OF WHAT KIND OF SHIP YOU MEANT

Re: romance I remember blathering to unfortunate people on skype about that a week ago or something. Over the years I’ve considered giving the main character a love interest but it’s just never happened, and she isn’t really at a point in her life where she’d even want a relationship complicating things, for uh, a lot of different reasons. She’s had at least one guy in the past she broke up with and one guy she had a crush on that was initially requited but not after she tried to impress him with an unfortunate kind of bycatch. “Reads the weird stuff” is a thing I put in the character sheet at some point.

Other than her there are people who are married and stuff but only one of them is an actual character and the other is just a periphery (or whose defining characteristic is how dead they are). There is only one pair who are both important but they’re really bitter, middle-aged recent exes who spend a lot of effort trying to avoid each other, and probably spend a lot of time crying in private about it.

Sometimes I think the pigeon mail guy and the heron mail girl should hold hands though. I associate everybody with types of bird. When considering potential relationships I think about whether one of them would eat the other. Would herons ever eat pigeons? Pelicans eat pigeons, there are a disturbing about of youtube videos showing that, but I don’t know about herons

I’ve dropped like 75 hours into it lmao. Most of that is grinding for supports and levelling up characters I benched earlier so that their kids can destroy things & inherit Galeforce. I’m on chapter 21 and still missing Inigo, Laurent, Panne’s kid (I don’t remember his name) and Brady. I can get them but one of their parents are still bad units so I won’t let myself yet.

I technically got Brady but restarted because Maribelle was really underleveled. He also inherited Desmoiselle which is really hilarious but it’s kind of a shitty skill so I couldn’t let him keep it. Sometimes I go back to that save and giggle a bit at it though.

Best pair is Lissa and Gaius, Cynthia is the best kid. Gaius and Severa are also unstoppable gods, and Chrom makes me mad because he just sucks so much and never gets more than 2 stats up per level but I need to use him in every chapter regardless of his suckage. He is a level 17 Great Lord and he only has 27 Str?? Fucking bullshit.

Anonymous asked you: favorite troll?

the short answer: the ones canon shat on

I’m heading to the States for two weeks in early August to travel around the east coast with some of my friends. I kind of need to make sure I have enough funds for that, and I just want something to do, so I’m going to be taking some jobs if you’d have me.

My base price is 20$ for a soft-shaded, coloured waist up picture like this one, of comparable or better quality. This style is what I’ll be doing, because it is relatively fast and easy. Alternately, a slightly cartoonier variation like this (characters belong to Az/tumblr user mediarama), but more refined because you will be giving me money.

Cost modifiers:

• Extra characters are an extra 10$
• Furries are an extra 5$ (I am really not used to drawing them)
• Robots are an extra 10$ (They’re hard)

I reserve the right to ask more if I think a job will be particularly complicated, and also to refuse a job for any reason. I probably won’t, though, I’m pretty open to drawing anything. (Unless it’s like, Kai Leng or some shit. Don’t ask me to draw Kai Leng) Fanart is okay with me obviously, but I would really like to do some fancharacters or totally original characters instead. I might do pet portraits in a later round, but for now let’s stick to cartoons—unless they are birds, which I think I’m fairly competent at drawing. I will gladly draw your pet bird for 30$.

If you are interested, my email & paypal are hemaris.diffinis@gmail.com. Please send your references/description either as a submission to my tumblr or through email. I’d also like payment upfront, but don’t send anything before I look over your references.

I have two slots left nothing left right now, shop is closed, thank you everyone!